Wednesday, December 30, 2009

EPIC AWESOMENESSNESS!!! ...extended version...only slight edits...

B: if i had a male puppy ...
  i'd totally name him Peeta
  js js
6:54 PM S: lol
  i like it!!!
7:02 PM S
7:03 PM decided what you's going to do for new years yet?
7:04 PM B: nah
  prolly nothing
  mom & i were talking about actually getting a bottle of champagne thsi yaer :P
7:05 S: do it! the stuff is disgusting :D
  i think me and ty are going to just get a pizza and watch a movie then watch the ball drop like every other year
7:06 PM B: i've only ever had it at stan & ad's wedding ... but i don't remember it AT ALL
  yup, sounds about right
  just like us :)
7:07 PM S: I wouldn't mind going downtown and doin all that jazz, but don't want to fight the crowd :P
 B: ugh, if it's anything like fall for gville
  no thank you
 S: exactly!!! I think we shall pass on that next year...
7:08 PM well maybe
  we have been 2 years in a row now :P
 B: hey, it's free!
  :)
 S: exactly!!!
  I think I say exactly more than anything...
B: hehe
  and i say
  bwahahahahahaha
  more than anything
  :P
7:09 PM S: true dat :P (also, in the top 10)
 B: lol
  indeed
 S: i think we may be aiming for chipotle sometime this weekend... interested?
7:10 PM B: possibly!!
  if my tummy can take it, lol
  that place is rough
 S: maybe less hot salsa?
 B: definitely
7:11 PM S: I lurrrrrvvves it!
 B: so the place with the perfect puppy that got away?
 S: yes?
7:12 PM B: emailed me today and said she had another litter she hasn't put online yet that is EXACTLY the same
  !!!!!!!!!!!!
  she's suppoesd to email me thurs with pics & details
 S: ahhhhhhh!!!!! so???? what ya think?????
 B: depends i guess
  we shall see
  am googling pics of adult teacup maltipoos right now
7:13 PM they are supposed to be (estimated adult size) 3-5 lbs
  am trying to gauge exactly how big that is
7:14 PM S: very very small!!!
 B: a brought Chas' chihuahua over here last week and he is 7 lbs
 S: duddi is only like 9.5lbs and she es tiny
 B: see, thats' perfect!
  i mean, i know she's not a dog
7:15 PM but that gives me the perfect idea
  ya know?
  of size, i mean
 S: yes yes
  twill be the perfect size!
7:16 PM B: 3-5 lbs you mean?
 S: havin biscuit and gravy for din yum...
  and yes!
 B: cool
  i think so too
  and that does sound yum :D
7:17 PM S: anything else you might would like to do if we goes to chipotle?
7:18 PM b&n?
7:19 PM B: sure sure
 S:you know everytime i break a thing of biscuits open,
 B: yeeeeesssssssssss
  you think you've just been shot?
7:20 PM S: nope! i always immediatley throw the paper away and always have to dig it out of the trashcan
  to see what to set the oven
  :D
 B: ahaha, yes, i do this too
7:21 PM S: my cats eat more lunchmeat than i do
7:23 PM can you tell i am in the kitchen?
 B: with your lappy??
  at ... the table??
7:24 PM S: on the counter top :P while i cookish
 B: ahaha ... cookish
 S: i must continue chatting dear... no breaks!
7:28 PM B: okay ... no breaks
7:29 PM sorry ... i'm getting distracted by
  puppppiiiiieeeeeeeeeesssssssss
 
 
7:31 PM B
  
  i can understand your mistypings
  its' like ... my second language or some shiz
  love this one!
  thanks man
 B: hehehee ... cuuuuuuuuuuuute
 S: my biscuits are smelling delish!
  i am having a mental pic of you whispering in your pups ear :P
 B: eeeeeeeeeepppp!
  how cute would we be??
7:33 PM me and my imaginary pup
  :P
 S: hahahaha
  there shall be many photo ops... i see it already!
  brb in couple minutes
7:35 PM B: oh
  my
  gosh
7:38 PM S: lol... after new years?
7:39 PM B: huh?
  i swear that wasn't on purpose
7:40 PM S: silly! the pic before! he looks wasted
7:41 PM B: oohhhh i gotcha
7:42 PM S: :P ty just said my biscuits were better than crackerbarrel :P
7:43 PM oh can biscuit and can gravy
 B: you know every time you say "my biscuits" i think of Jennifer Garner
  i watched her on tv one time where she said that's what she calls her boobs
 me: thats weird
7:44 PM B: glad to know your biscuits are better than crackerbarrels
  bwahahahaha
 S: debating on being offended...
  :-|
7:45 PM B: :P
  ::puppyface::
  :(
  bark?
  ruff ruff??
  ::nuzzles arm::
7:46 PM S: lol... too much
  bwahahahahaha
 B: XD
  B-) \
  grrr
7:47 PM S: smooth operator
 B: i'm experiencing technical difficulties
 S: is your computer having a seizure?
 B: yes
  puppy overloa
  d
  arg
7:48 PM S: its only going to get worse :P
  hehe
  i can already imagine changing settings on the camera for the pup!
7:49 PM B: sigh
  it's like my biological puppy clock's a tickin
 S: with a bubble tea
 B: YES
  oh em geeeeeeeeee
 S: B-)
7:50 PM B: sometimes ...
  it's like ...
  we're the same person
 S: i know...
  i know...
 B: only ...
  when they cut us in half ...
7:51 PM they were off a bit
  you got the taller half
 S: so I'm the amazonian and you's the munchkin...js
 B: precisely
7:52 PM it took me all that time to figure out hwo to spell that
 S: :P
7:53 PM so question... when we go off now, is the pup coming to????? :D
 B: maybe
  sometimes
  possibly
  okay EVERY TIME
  :D
7:54 PM nah, i'll leave her with her gma
  :P
 S: oh come on!!!! I needs to see da pup!!! how bout when we go downtown???????
 B: okay you talked me into it
  twist my arm why dontcha??
  :P
7:55 PM S: so sorry so sorry
7:56 PM B: my mom told me she was gonna throw me a puppy shower
  i think she was only half kidding
 S: i want a brownie
  that would be AWESOME!!!
 B: and i'm more than half excited
  expect your invite in the mail
  lol
 S: i shall be checking the mailbox daily!!!
  bwhahaahahah
 B: STEP AWAY FROM TEH BROWNIES
7:57 PM S: don't worry... took them to work... they are alllll gone now :(
  soooo very hard....
 B: you know ... sometimes our misspellings look like we're actually talking in lolcats-speak
7:58 PM S: you know you are soooo right! I has cheesburger now?
 B: um ... yes
  cheeseburger+brownie
  "Sandy did not receive your chat"
  what the???
7:59 PM S: i did too!!!
  this thing lieeeessss
 B: it was all red font and everything
 S: said with an evil twang
 B: hehe
 S: weird
  i put stars on both sides and it made it bold
 B: ugh, it does that
  me & my broes figured that out
8:00 PM *not thsi way*
  double stars
  ** **
 S: duly noted
 B: shall i bring the pup to Forks??
  vampuppy
  that was terrible
  please to be forgiving me
8:01 PM S: vampuppy....bwahahahahahaha
 B: i'll stick her in my carry on
 S: yes! can you do that?
 B: i think so, actually
  prolly costs extra
 S: well that would be fine!
  well actually must check with the aunt first
8:02 PM :P
 B: yes yes
 S: dont forsee her having a prob with it though
  as long as the future vampuppy isn't a yipper :)
8:03 PM B: omg i think that will prolly end up being the permanent nickname, dont ya think??
  vampuppy
 S: i l O V E IT!!!
 B: yip yip rawr
 S: lol!!! another mental
 B: i'm ... like ... completely giddy right now
  jsyk
8:04 PM and you're not helping!!!! :P
 S: so sorry!!! I am too!
  must have been the 2 brownies i had earlier today :-/
 B:blame the poor poor chocolate
8:05 PM we need to seriously start crunching some numbers
  so we can figure out what $$$ needs to be saved
 S: yes yes... we need to figure that out
8:06 PM uh... what is your ideal week in july? preferbly the latter for me...
 B: i'll have to see
  as long as we figure out out now, i don't know why it'd matter
  my mom gets her full week with allison so i'll have to see what does or doesn't conflictg
8:07 PM S: plus ty bday on july 10
 B: oh cool ... we'll fly out that day
  muahahaha
 S: so eval
  lol
 B: yip yip
8:08 PM that is now replacing my "yup yup"
  for future reference ;)
 S: I LOVE it that too!!!
 B: lol
  when did i become one of those people??
8:09 PM those dog people?
 me: what people?
  oh oh nevermoind
 B: i don't wanna be one of them
 me: its that dang clock!
 B: i'll be my own brand of dog person
  vampuppy person
8:11 PM S: vampuppy that is the FUNNIEST thing I have heard alllllll day perhaps allllll week!
 B: i do what i can
  i'm here for your amusement
 S: vampmaltipoo?
8:12 PM no
  maybe not
 B: vampipoo
 S: Now that is good!!!
 B: tehehehehehehehe
 S: i am amused
  do you think he/she will sparkle?
 B: i already know what she'll be dressed as for halloween this year ..
8:13 PM of COURSe she'll sparkle
 S: please do tell??
  a vampup?
 B: exactly
  lil pup fangs
  dripping red
8:14 PM S: bwahahahahahahahahaha
 B: okay, that may be much
 S: bwahahahahaha
  oh stop stop
  so funny
 B: and a cape!
  and gelled Robward bouffant hair!
 S: with a silver volvo?
 B: yip yip
8:15 PM S: Robward bouffant! ahahahhahahha
 B: wait ... she's a girl
 S: to awesome
 B: alice??
 S: so spikey alice har?
 B: spiked pixie do?
  hehe, yes!
 S: the words we take them from each other!
 B: lol forver
8:16 PM this chat session has been exhausting
  for reals
 S: ribs hurting like mine from laughing?
 B: yes :)
8:17 PM S: i can't wait till you get this pup!
 B: me either
 S: also if its a girl you could put a long brown wig on her
 B: nah, she'll be too smart to be Bella
 S: with a headband
8:18 PM true true...
 B: she won't be such a wishy-washy flake who can't see what's RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE
  sorry ... Eclipse Bella bugs the ever lovin crap outta me
 S: tyler went to grab what he thought was a toy... and it was duddi's leg! bwahahahahahahaha
  yes me too!!!!
8:19 PM B: awwwwwww
  poor duddi :(
  if she had kitty vamp teeth ... that story would have had a whole other ending ...
 S: i can't quit laughing from his reaction
  bwahahahahaha! yes yes it would
8:20 PM if it would have been mickey he would have been bit!
 B: she know better than to bite Mr T?
 S: lol...
8:21 PM she never bites :p
  so if your pup is a boy did you ever consider the name....EDWARD!!!!
 B: for 2.2 seconds
 S: then
 B: I actually hovered over Cullen or Jasper a lil longer
8:22 PM S: wha about Rob?
 B: just coz ... i would have never heard the end of the other from anyone
  eternity of being made fun of
 S: ah yes you are correct.
 B: rpatz?
 S: that is cute!
8:23 PM huh... haven't logged on to the twit today
 B: i srsly srsly like Jasper ... and Peeta
 S: Peeta... not as many would understand and i think it would sute a maltipoo
 B: i agree
  what was dude's other name?
8:24 PM oh ... Gale
  blech
  do not want
 S: uh no.... no no
 B: i did contemplate Kat for a girl
  ... Katniss ...
  and it made me lol cause a puppy ... Kat?
8:25 PM lol
 S: i like it!
 B: still lol'ing
 S: so ironic?
 B: lol lol lol lol
 S: no thats not the work
 B: exactly
 S: so.... uh
 B: me thinks so
  maybe?
  idk
 S: love it!!!
  i would laugh every single time i heard you call her name!
8:26 PM B: hehe
  "here kitty kitty kitty"
  ooooooor ... not
 S: can't....
  quit....
  laughing....
  it
  hurts
 B: it'll be the most confused pup in the world
  wait .. am I a ... cat?
 S: it owuld prolyy meow
 B: ... or a vampire ... ?
8:27 PM identity crisis for the win!!
 S: wow that was really bad typing on my part...
  bbwahahahahahahahaha
  ahem
 B: s'okay ... i got it
 S: bwahahahahaha
  both!
 B: awwww ... my poor lil puppy will think it's a vampKitty
  hiss hiss rawr
8:28 PM S: can't type
  laughing hysterically...
 B: lol lol lol lol
8:29 PM S: tyler begged me to tell me what i was laughing at... he isn't amused... he sucks
 B: indeed he does
8:30 PM sooo ... does that mean he doesn't wanna come with when I register at PetSmart this weekend??
  :D
 S: no! he lovvvvveeeesss petsmart!
  he would be alll about that!
8:31 PM B: then he has to be onboard all the way
  vampKitty and everything
  it's either all or nothing
 S: he sucks
 B: uteruses before duderuses
 S: i am goingto trade him in for a new one
8:32 PM amen sister!
 B: just heard that on Parks & Recreation
  i've never watched this show before actually
 S: I am watching that to, but not paying it any attention
  i haven't either
8:33 PM word of the day...vampuppy
 B: word of the year
  give it the props it deserves
  ;)
 S: yes maam! true dat!
8:34 PM B: for some reason i just started hearing the old batman show theme song in my head when i read vampuppy
 S: now that doesn't make that much sense...
 B: nanananananananana - batman!
  i know ...
  idk ...
 S: so now he is a batdogpire?
8:35 PM B: yyeeeeessss
 S: cat?
  batcatdogpire?
 B: let's not get crazy
 S: poor thing
 B: :P
 S: all confused
 B: hehe
8:36 PM "i not sure what ty has in store for new years eve ... "
  liar liar pants on fire
 S: shhhhhhhhh....
8:37 PM you aren't suppose to know!!!
  well technically i don't
 B: how does one get crying from bwahahahahahaha?
 S: i have yet to figure that out
  she is always thinkng somethin is wrong with peeps
 B: i think your work friends are breaking into the pill cabinet ...
8:38 PM S: that is a possibility
  have to get a new lock
  bwahahaha...bbl...
 B: bbl?
8:39 PM S: "pizza hut deep dish, doesn't look so deep..."
 B: hehehe
 S: busy bee
 B: gotcha
  :D
  it was running into the new lock sentence and confuddled me
 S: so sorry
8:40 PM B: my bad
 S: nope
  should ve added a blank line
8:42 PM I think tyler should have a mustache
 B: tom selleck?
  ooorrrrr
8:43 PM something else coz i can't think of something funny
  fail
 S: bbwahahaha...
  guy on this show
 B: oh
  duh
  not paying attention again
  but i know who you mean
8:44 PM that dude's married to anna faris
  the choking dude
  in the van
 S: twas my next question
  he is kinda cute
8:45 PM B: he is
  did you ever watch Everwood?
  he was Bright on that
 S: nope
  don't member... i watched like 1 episode
8:46 PM B: you deprived yourself of the WB for so many years ...
 S: i know... i know...
  i am onboard now though!
 
Some things had to be removed for the protection of ourselves and others and the innocent...
 
 
 

 B: yes yes yes yes yes
  sheesh
 S: the words!!!
 B: :D :D :D :D
  wonder twins, activate!!
8:57 PM S: bwahahahahahha
  what is our combined power???
8:58 PM B: awesomeness
  epic awesomeness
 S: i like it!
  and I concur!
 B: vampuppy is our sidekick
 S: *laughing on arm continuously*
8:59 PM B: ya know ... Tyler may just have you committed
  :P
 S: wouldn't surprise me in the least!
  shall we just copy and paste this entire thing into our blog?
9:00 PM B: bwahahahaha ... yes
  me thinks so
 
 S: words out of the mouth again
 B: hehehehe
 S: true awesomenessness
 B: ooooo nice word
9:01 PM it's even more awesome than mine!
  i like it
 S: epic awesomenessness
 B: ::save chat::
 S: that should be the name of our blog!
  how do you save chat?
 B: actually ... i think it automatically does
9:02 PM 
 B: type "chat" under your search bar
 S: awww... love it! so going to make this a blog! thought?
  ssss?
 B: yes ... but it needs to be editted :P
9:04 PM maybe?
  you think?
 S: well of course!
 B: about the editting ...
  cool
 S: we have no followers, but to be on the safeside
 B: that's true, lol

9:08 PM S:i think i shall call it a night... i tired... all that laughing has worn me out!
 B: cool!
  i'm tired too
  sparkle out?
9:09 PM S: sparkle out... :)
 B: :)
  nite!
 S: nite nite <3

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