i'd totally name him Peeta
js js
6:54 PM S: lol
i like it!!!
7:02 PM S:
7:03 PM decided what you's going to do for new years yet?
7:04 PM B: nah
prolly nothing
mom & i were talking about actually getting a bottle of champagne thsi yaer :P
7:05 S: do it! the stuff is disgusting :D
i think me and ty are going to just get a pizza and watch a movie then watch the ball drop like every other year
7:06 PM B: i've only ever had it at stan & ad's wedding ... but i don't remember it AT ALL
yup, sounds about right
just like us :)
7:07 PM S: I wouldn't mind going downtown and doin all that jazz, but don't want to fight the crowd :P
B: ugh, if it's anything like fall for gville
no thank you
S: exactly!!! I think we shall pass on that next year...
7:08 PM well maybe
we have been 2 years in a row now :P
B: hey, it's free!
:)
S: exactly!!!
I think I say exactly more than anything...
B: hehe
and i say
bwahahahahahaha
more than anything
:P
7:09 PM S: true dat :P (also, in the top 10)
B: lol
indeed
S: i think we may be aiming for chipotle sometime this weekend... interested?
7:10 PM B: possibly!!
if my tummy can take it, lol
that place is rough
S: maybe less hot salsa?
B: definitely
7:11 PM S: I lurrrrrvvves it!
B: so the place with the perfect puppy that got away?
S: yes?
7:12 PM B: emailed me today and said she had another litter she hasn't put online yet that is EXACTLY the same
!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's suppoesd to email me thurs with pics & details
S: ahhhhhhh!!!!! so???? what ya think?????
B: depends i guess
we shall see
am googling pics of adult teacup maltipoos right now
7:13 PM they are supposed to be (estimated adult size) 3-5 lbs
am trying to gauge exactly how big that is
7:14 PM S: very very small!!!
B: a brought Chas' chihuahua over here last week and he is 7 lbs
S: duddi is only like 9.5lbs and she es tiny
B: see, thats' perfect!
i mean, i know she's not a dog
7:15 PM but that gives me the perfect idea
ya know?
of size, i mean
S: yes yes
twill be the perfect size!
7:16 PM B: 3-5 lbs you mean?
S: havin biscuit and gravy for din yum...
and yes!
B: cool
i think so too
and that does sound yum :D
7:17 PM S: anything else you might would like to do if we goes to chipotle?
7:18 PM b&n?
7:19 PM B: sure sure
S:you know everytime i break a thing of biscuits open,
B: yeeeeesssssssssss
you think you've just been shot?
7:20 PM S: nope! i always immediatley throw the paper away and always have to dig it out of the trashcan
to see what to set the oven
:D
B: ahaha, yes, i do this too
7:21 PM S: my cats eat more lunchmeat than i do
7:23 PM can you tell i am in the kitchen?
B: with your lappy??
at ... the table??
7:24 PM S: on the counter top :P while i cookish
B: ahaha ... cookish
S: i must continue chatting dear... no breaks!
7:28 PM B: okay ... no breaks
7:29 PM sorry ... i'm getting distracted by
puppppiiiiieeeeeeeeeesssssss
7:31 PM B:
i can understand your mistypings
its' like ... my second language or some shiz
love this one!
thanks man
B: hehehee ... cuuuuuuuuuuuute
S: my biscuits are smelling delish!
i am having a mental pic of you whispering in your pups ear :P
B: eeeeeeeeeepppp!
how cute would we be??
7:33 PM me and my imaginary pup
:P
S: hahahaha
there shall be many photo ops... i see it already!
brb in couple minutes
7:35 PM B: oh
my
gosh
7:38 PM S: lol... after new years?
7:39 PM B: huh?
i swear that wasn't on purpose
7:40 PM S: silly! the pic before! he looks wasted
7:41 PM B: oohhhh i gotcha
7:42 PM S: :P ty just said my biscuits were better than crackerbarrel :P
7:43 PM oh can biscuit and can gravy
B: you know every time you say "my biscuits" i think of Jennifer Garner
i watched her on tv one time where she said that's what she calls her boobs
me: thats weird
7:44 PM B: glad to know your biscuits are better than crackerbarrels
bwahahahaha
S: debating on being offended...
:-|
7:45 PM B: :P
::puppyface::
:(
bark?
ruff ruff??
::nuzzles arm::
7:46 PM S: lol... too much
bwahahahahaha
B: XD
B-) \
grrr
7:47 PM S: smooth operator
B: i'm experiencing technical difficulties
S: is your computer having a seizure?
B: yes
puppy overloa
d
arg
7:48 PM S: its only going to get worse :P
hehe
i can already imagine changing settings on the camera for the pup!
7:49 PM B: sigh
it's like my biological puppy clock's a tickin
S: with a bubble tea
B: YES
oh em geeeeeeeeee
S: B-)
7:50 PM B: sometimes ...
it's like ...
we're the same person
S: i know...
i know...
B: only ...
when they cut us in half ...
7:51 PM they were off a bit
you got the taller half
S: so I'm the amazonian and you's the munchkin...js
B: precisely
7:52 PM it took me all that time to figure out hwo to spell that
S: :P
7:53 PM so question... when we go off now, is the pup coming to????? :D
B: maybe
sometimes
possibly
okay EVERY TIME
:D
7:54 PM nah, i'll leave her with her gma
:P
S: oh come on!!!! I needs to see da pup!!! how bout when we go downtown???????
B: okay you talked me into it
twist my arm why dontcha??
:P
7:55 PM S: so sorry so sorry
7:56 PM B: my mom told me she was gonna throw me a puppy shower
i think she was only half kidding
S: i want a brownie
that would be AWESOME!!!
B: and i'm more than half excited
expect your invite in the mail
lol
S: i shall be checking the mailbox daily!!!
bwhahaahahah
B: STEP AWAY FROM TEH BROWNIES
7:57 PM S: don't worry... took them to work... they are alllll gone now :(
soooo very hard....
B: you know ... sometimes our misspellings look like we're actually talking in lolcats-speak
7:58 PM S: you know you are soooo right! I has cheesburger now?
B: um ... yes
cheeseburger+brownie
"Sandy did not receive your chat"
what the???
7:59 PM S: i did too!!!
this thing lieeeessss
B: it was all red font and everything
S: said with an evil twang
B: hehe
S: weird
i put stars on both sides and it made it bold
B: ugh, it does that
me & my broes figured that out
8:00 PM *not thsi way*
double stars
** **
S: duly noted
B: shall i bring the pup to Forks??
vampuppy
that was terrible
please to be forgiving me
8:01 PM S: vampuppy....bwahahahahahaha
B: i'll stick her in my carry on
S: yes! can you do that?
B: i think so, actually
prolly costs extra
S: well that would be fine!
well actually must check with the aunt first
8:02 PM :P
B: yes yes
S: dont forsee her having a prob with it though
as long as the future vampuppy isn't a yipper :)
8:03 PM B: omg i think that will prolly end up being the permanent nickname, dont ya think??
vampuppy
S: i l O V E IT!!!
B: yip yip rawr
S: lol!!! another mental
B: i'm ... like ... completely giddy right now
jsyk
8:04 PM and you're not helping!!!! :P
S: so sorry!!! I am too!
must have been the 2 brownies i had earlier today :-/
B:blame the poor poor chocolate
8:05 PM we need to seriously start crunching some numbers
so we can figure out what $$$ needs to be saved
S: yes yes... we need to figure that out
8:06 PM uh... what is your ideal week in july? preferbly the latter for me...
B: i'll have to see
as long as we figure out out now, i don't know why it'd matter
my mom gets her full week with allison so i'll have to see what does or doesn't conflictg
8:07 PM S: plus ty bday on july 10
B: oh cool ... we'll fly out that day
muahahaha
S: so eval
lol
B: yip yip
8:08 PM that is now replacing my "yup yup"
for future reference ;)
S: I LOVE it that too!!!
B: lol
when did i become one of those people??
8:09 PM those dog people?
me: what people?
oh oh nevermoind
B: i don't wanna be one of them
me: its that dang clock!
B: i'll be my own brand of dog person
vampuppy person
8:11 PM S: vampuppy that is the FUNNIEST thing I have heard alllllll day perhaps allllll week!
B: i do what i can
i'm here for your amusement
S: vampmaltipoo?
8:12 PM no
maybe not
B: vampipoo
S: Now that is good!!!
B: tehehehehehehehe
S: i am amused
do you think he/she will sparkle?
B: i already know what she'll be dressed as for halloween this year ..
8:13 PM of COURSe she'll sparkle
S: please do tell??
a vampup?
B: exactly
lil pup fangs
dripping red
8:14 PM S: bwahahahahahahahahaha
B: okay, that may be much
S: bwahahahahaha
oh stop stop
so funny
B: and a cape!
and gelled Robward bouffant hair!
S: with a silver volvo?
B: yip yip
8:15 PM S: Robward bouffant! ahahahhahahha
B: wait ... she's a girl
S: to awesome
B: alice??
S: so spikey alice har?
B: spiked pixie do?
hehe, yes!
S: the words we take them from each other!
B: lol forver
8:16 PM this chat session has been exhausting
for reals
S: ribs hurting like mine from laughing?
B: yes :)
8:17 PM S: i can't wait till you get this pup!
B: me either
S: also if its a girl you could put a long brown wig on her
B: nah, she'll be too smart to be Bella
S: with a headband
8:18 PM true true...
B: she won't be such a wishy-washy flake who can't see what's RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FACE
sorry ... Eclipse Bella bugs the ever lovin crap outta me
S: tyler went to grab what he thought was a toy... and it was duddi's leg! bwahahahahahahaha
yes me too!!!!
8:19 PM B: awwwwwww
poor duddi :(
if she had kitty vamp teeth ... that story would have had a whole other ending ...
S: i can't quit laughing from his reaction
bwahahahahaha! yes yes it would
8:20 PM if it would have been mickey he would have been bit!
B: she know better than to bite Mr T?
S: lol...
8:21 PM she never bites :p
so if your pup is a boy did you ever consider the name....EDWARD!!!!
B: for 2.2 seconds
S: then
B: I actually hovered over Cullen or Jasper a lil longer
8:22 PM S: wha about Rob?
B: just coz ... i would have never heard the end of the other from anyone
eternity of being made fun of
S: ah yes you are correct.
B: rpatz?
S: that is cute!
8:23 PM huh... haven't logged on to the twit today
B: i srsly srsly like Jasper ... and Peeta
S: Peeta... not as many would understand and i think it would sute a maltipoo
B: i agree
what was dude's other name?
8:24 PM oh ... Gale
blech
do not want
S: uh no.... no no
B: i did contemplate Kat for a girl
... Katniss ...
and it made me lol cause a puppy ... Kat?
8:25 PM lol
S: i like it!
B: still lol'ing
S: so ironic?
B: lol lol lol lol
S: no thats not the work
B: exactly
S: so.... uh
B: me thinks so
maybe?
idk
S: love it!!!
i would laugh every single time i heard you call her name!
8:26 PM B: hehe
"here kitty kitty kitty"
ooooooor ... not
S: can't....
quit....
laughing....
it
hurts
B: it'll be the most confused pup in the world
wait .. am I a ... cat?
S: it owuld prolyy meow
B: ... or a vampire ... ?
8:27 PM identity crisis for the win!!
S: wow that was really bad typing on my part...
bbwahahahahahahahaha
ahem
B: s'okay ... i got it
S: bwahahahahaha
both!
B: awwww ... my poor lil puppy will think it's a vampKitty
hiss hiss rawr
8:28 PM S: can't type
laughing hysterically...
B: lol lol lol lol
8:29 PM S: tyler begged me to tell me what i was laughing at... he isn't amused... he sucks
B: indeed he does
8:30 PM sooo ... does that mean he doesn't wanna come with when I register at PetSmart this weekend??
:D
S: no! he lovvvvveeeesss petsmart!
he would be alll about that!
8:31 PM B: then he has to be onboard all the way
vampKitty and everything
it's either all or nothing
S: he sucks
B: uteruses before duderuses
S: i am goingto trade him in for a new one
8:32 PM amen sister!
B: just heard that on Parks & Recreation
i've never watched this show before actually
S: I am watching that to, but not paying it any attention
i haven't either
8:33 PM word of the day...vampuppy
B: word of the year
give it the props it deserves
;)
S: yes maam! true dat!
8:34 PM B: for some reason i just started hearing the old batman show theme song in my head when i read vampuppy
S: now that doesn't make that much sense...
B: nanananananananana - batman!
i know ...
idk ...
S: so now he is a batdogpire?
8:35 PM B: yyeeeeessss
S: cat?
batcatdogpire?
B: let's not get crazy
S: poor thing
B: :P
S: all confused
B: hehe
8:36 PM "i not sure what ty has in store for new years eve ... "
liar liar pants on fire
S: shhhhhhhhh....
8:37 PM you aren't suppose to know!!!
well technically i don't
B: how does one get crying from bwahahahahahaha?
S: i have yet to figure that out
she is always thinkng somethin is wrong with peeps
B: i think your work friends are breaking into the pill cabinet ...
8:38 PM S: that is a possibility
have to get a new lock
bwahahaha...bbl...
B: bbl?
8:39 PM S: "pizza hut deep dish, doesn't look so deep..."
B: hehehe
S: busy bee
B: gotcha
:D
it was running into the new lock sentence and confuddled me
S: so sorry
8:40 PM B: my bad
S: nope
should ve added a blank line
8:42 PM I think tyler should have a mustache
B: tom selleck?
ooorrrrr
8:43 PM something else coz i can't think of something funny
fail
S: bbwahahaha...
guy on this show
B: oh
duh
not paying attention again
but i know who you mean
8:44 PM that dude's married to anna faris
the choking dude
in the van
S: twas my next question
he is kinda cute
8:45 PM B: he is
did you ever watch Everwood?
he was Bright on that
S: nope
don't member... i watched like 1 episode
8:46 PM B: you deprived yourself of the WB for so many years ...
S: i know... i know...
i am onboard now though!
Some things had to be removed for the protection of ourselves and others and the innocent...
B: yes yes yes yes yes
sheesh
S: the words!!!
B: :D :D :D :D
wonder twins, activate!!
8:57 PM S: bwahahahahahha
what is our combined power???
8:58 PM B: awesomeness
epic awesomeness
S: i like it!
and I concur!
B: vampuppy is our sidekick
S: *laughing on arm continuously*
8:59 PM B: ya know ... Tyler may just have you committed
:P
S: wouldn't surprise me in the least!
shall we just copy and paste this entire thing into our blog?
9:00 PM B: bwahahahaha ... yes
me thinks so
S: words out of the mouth again
B: hehehehe
S: true awesomenessness
B: ooooo nice word
9:01 PM it's even more awesome than mine!
i like it
S: epic awesomenessness
B: ::save chat::
S: that should be the name of our blog!
how do you save chat?
B: actually ... i think it automatically does
9:02 PM
B: type "chat" under your search bar
S: awww... love it! so going to make this a blog! thought?
ssss?
B: yes ... but it needs to be editted :P
9:04 PM maybe?
you think?
S: well of course!
B: about the editting ...
cool
S: we have no followers, but to be on the safeside
B: that's true, lol
9:08 PM S:i think i shall call it a night... i tired... all that laughing has worn me out!
B: cool!
i'm tired too
sparkle out?
9:09 PM S: sparkle out... :)
B: :)
nite!
S: nite nite <3
